Run faster

Noname - 15/03/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML
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FlightNav 0

Wearing that shirt in public is just *asking* for a FML to happen. That's a total "you deserve that one", dude. Nice.

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amirn86 0

Oh man... that's why I could never get myself to actually wear shirts like that, out of fear for situations like that happening to me

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amirn86 0

Oh man... that's why I could never get myself to actually wear shirts like that, out of fear for situations like that happening to me

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FlightNav 0

Wearing that shirt in public is just *asking* for a FML to happen. That's a total "you deserve that one", dude. Nice.

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MiGman 5

at least he was wearing all his clothes

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fml123459 0

not gonna lie thats funny as hell. thats why you cannot wear those shirts man!

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Gawain_fml 0

So, did the mom drop to her knees to blow you...or the dad?

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alex_vik 0

So you don't look at what you wear?

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Jasper_fml 0

never wear shirts like that in public. never.

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lorenitavefajita 0

lmfaooo sucks! haha i would never wear that out in public

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