Rumbled

nthor - 11/03/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, a man on the train asked me if I had any change. I quickly responded with, "No habla ingles." He then tapped me on the shoulder and said, "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML
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wesayxsummer 0

it would also be more believable if you used correct grammar.

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cady18 0

would've also been more believable if you spoke correct spanish.

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teentee401 36

*No hablo ingles If you're going to be a lying douche, at least be a smart lying douche

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WumbologyMajor 3

or if you could spell "ingles" right

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JoseIsAdork 31

also would have been much more believable had you said it correctly in Spanish...

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AssassinBug 15

You should have said "Yo puedo leer, no puedo hablar".

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xxARIxx 5

A polite "No, sorry." Would have sufficed.

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kingbrizo 24

hablo* inglés* not that spelling counts in verbal spanish, but habla is he/she/you (formal) talks/speaks hablo is i talk/speak

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TechnoStew 21

No hablo ingles. Learn the ******* language. Maltido.

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SexyMexi21 23

Yeah and if you could actually spell it correctly.

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BrettB321 15

Wouldve been even more believable if you said it right too.

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