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HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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Anonymous - 18/05/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML

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inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:03

Make that bitch put up new wallpaper.

PandaSmile 24

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:03

Not gunna lie I would be all over that shit. Dots are always just asking for petals.

suckceed 17

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:39

My OCD would have killed me if someone did that to my wallpaper. You have to make your roomate fix it, they never should have been so lax as to allow her to do that to your walls.

Welshguy 2

Wednesday 2 October 2013 10:03

Get your roommate to pay for new Wallpaper, and put it up herself

processengineer 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 10:05

isopropyl alcohol can dissolve permanent ink to clean

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:17

WD-40 will remove permanent marker.

archos58 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 14:43

Improvement.

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:11

Tell your roommate she owes for new wallpaper. And she should have been keeping an eye on her and out of your room. Especially with a marker.

Jonomon1 12

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:07

Rubbing alcohol works wonders

Claytoad 5

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:09

You can use dry erase markers to remove permanent marker.

happyfingers 15

Thursday 3 October 2013 1:03

I absolutely can't stand when people don't look after the kids their responsible for. Even if they aren't yours, if you are hanging out with a younger sibling or babysitting or WHATEVER the reason, you are responsible for what that kid does. Looks to me like your roommate owes you some new wallpaper.