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budda1368 - 09/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML

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Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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anonymous - 19/03/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

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Bad actor

Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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No gods, no masters

anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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Waste

Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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awkward - 26/07/2013 18:00 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

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JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Wednesday 9 October 2019 22:49

Faking gets you nowhere

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 9 October 2019 23:54

If you love him, talk to him about other ways he can get you off. If you don't want to put in the effort to communicate, that's on you.

sytd3h5 6

Wednesday 9 October 2019 22:49

Faking gets you nowhere

Felice Godin 19

Wednesday 9 October 2019 23:08

should never fake sex would you want your partner to fake sex

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 9 October 2019 23:24

There is equipment available in certain stores that you can buy, that you CAN feel all the way in, and then you could just keep your boyfriend for the other stuff you enjoy with him...?

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Friday 11 October 2019 12:42

Ugh how awful. Would never want to be with someone who’s penis I couldn’t even feel.

courtalex 5

Wednesday 16 October 2019 15:44

Yeah because I’m sure her boyfriend is going to be ok with just being there for other stuff and getting no sex just because she isn’t satisfied? If that’s the case then just dump him. He has sexual needs to. If she isn’t ready that’s one thing. But keeping him around knowing she isn’t going to have sex with him because she has other ways to get off is kinda ****** up.