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Roid rage incoming

screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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Right place, wrong body

Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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amerwin 3

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:28

If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:40

Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.

pip74205 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:52

Well, if you know your going to get your ass kicked, you might as well go all the way. Make the ass kicking worth it.

vixon 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:55

as soon as I read this I immediately pictured yu as some skinny & lanky guy... deffs made me laugh...

Antionne 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:56

I have one thing to say learn Muy Thai an learn it quickly trust me you'll need if I was around I would allow you to pay me for protection. I've been in MMA for the past 4 years

vixon 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 2:02

but she sounds like an attention seeking bitch && yu should just kick her out... clearly it was an accident...

Hopersz 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 2:08

Shes only trying to set you up. Why would she insist on telling her boyfriend if it was just an accident? She has to see past that and let it go. Big deal you saw her changing, im pretty sure you ve seen **** before. SMH