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Road trip

fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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gabby - 16/06/2012 20:36 - United States

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

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toriforever - 05/07/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

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Long haul

sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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It's catching

longdrive - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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Driving me mad

Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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Are we nearly there?

Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:24 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML

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Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

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Biohazard on wheels

longdrive - 25/07/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kicker? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML

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Bread is serious stuff

bullsonyourface - 30/09/2019 20:00

Today, it's my 6-year anniversary with my fiance, but due to a lot of different family issues, I had to drive 9 hours with my dad to go visit them. Long story short, there was a giant argument about bread, my dad stormed out and I'm left to deal with this shit storm. FML

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BassGirl 5

Monday 18 October 2010 15:44

Fat ass dog ftw!

needleinmypants_fml 3

Monday 18 October 2010 15:44

well you can't bond more than discussing old pubes!

hawk515 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:00

haha sucks to be you

thekat0711 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:11

Omg can u video it PLEASE!!!!

origamimaster987 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:22

thats awesome!!

lamiaoccisor 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:00

nice story telling make a blog you express yourself well

daven_fml 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:10

as another AZ resident- go home, we don't welcome you here. and for all you A residents who hate it here, MOVE SOMEPLACE ELSE!! AZ is beautiful 8 months of the year and for the summer, stay in the a/c or pool and stop bitching about it.

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:49

suck it up u pussy bitch atleast you get to go on a nice trip. **** you.

chazpedersen 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:36

to me that sounds like fun!

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Thursday 21 October 2010 15:32

those are the days we remember forever and tell our kids about, enjoy

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Friday 22 October 2010 5:09

wow, and i thought road trips with me mom and sister were bad, with my mom droning on and on about some mindless subject or playing her stupid boring audio books so i can't catch a nap.