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Right between the toes

hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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Icky Foot - 24/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML

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Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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Cat poo - 23/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Smithtown

Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML

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Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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sicktomystomach - - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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Anonymous - 26/11/2025 00:00

Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML

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herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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xXDubbleChic 11

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

that is beyond gross

Doortje 29

Monday 28 March 2011 0:34

Eww, that's gross! But at least you didn't ruin a good pair of shoes.

melissa333jade 3

Monday 20 June 2011 10:56

hahaa thats awesomeee :)

melicakes 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:41

at least you didn't ruin your shoes :)

Tanjina 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:56

this scares me to think ill be dorming in a month..

kingcaesar 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 2:20

Oh the irony. Lol

jc95sd 3

Monday 10 December 2012 23:59

You should have worn the shoes into the bathroom silly. you're shoes wouldn't hold all that puke. You would need very big feet... btw what school do you go to sounds cray-cray

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Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:01

And why you live with you're parents!! Still..

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 2 September 2014 7:48

OP doesn't live with her parents. She lives in a dorm at college. Also, do us a favor and learn English

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Thursday 23 April 2015 4:29

Awww I am so sorry, OP!!! Migraines are the absolute worst. And dorm room bathrooms are absolutely disgusting... I hope you don't get migraines too often.