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Rejection erection

paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Anonymous - 30/08/2023 22:00

Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML

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How very dare you?

Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Anonymous - 02/02/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML

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Anonymous - 24/01/2017 20:00

Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML

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So frustrating!

Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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Waste of time

I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2012 21:34 - Netherlands - Tilburg

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

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notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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caancoha 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:10

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

Heartside 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:29

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

thelittlebeast01 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:46

Ha mannnnn that's what you get for rejecting her.

ThisRandomChild 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:57

BURN!

lalagurl11 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 23:04

Serves you ****** rite!!

massacreman3000 1

Tuesday 11 October 2011 10:18

jerk it dumbass. arthititis? try advil, bitch

marksman24 0

Monday 7 November 2011 22:54

Wow who rejects sex lol

rockinroyalty 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 22:11

Ydi big time

PedoPancakes 7

Monday 30 January 2012 4:54

Payback!

RaisedByHorses 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 2:06

How does a woman ********** anyway??!

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 20 May 2012 7:09

Fingers to ******, nipples, ass, clit, etc.

terrihart 8

Saturday 3 January 2015 9:58

#105 touch yourself

01fuckhead10 14

Sunday 8 April 2012 10:38

whaha men are fcking retards YDI! now learn your lesson and never ever reject your wife for sex again selfcentered bastard

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:49

Well played. Maybe she was just teasing you?

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