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Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

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alchy - 02/05/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

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Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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Who am I?

Carrie - 27/12/2025 22:00

Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML

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mynameisnotstupid - 18/03/2016 15:05 - Germany - Munich

Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML

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MisterDoctor 12

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:46

So why does he still ID you?

heathz 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Not a red flag at all

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:54

Honestly I don't see a problem. Some people just are good with names.

ICATiger 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:58

OP uses ID. ID is unaffective

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:00

It's times like these I wish my last name was 'president'. "oh hello, mr. President. Will that be the usual hypnotic?"

Grifballa 1

Friday 3 February 2012 4:42

I am changing my last name to that

afulks78 11

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:08

U know your an alcoholic when ...

jacob4592 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:15

Long as your driving!

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:18

Alcoholics are a liquor store owner's best friend, they always come back...

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:43

They don't even need to be fed. They're fine with just a bit to drink.

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:20

If you are going to drink THAT much then you should change stores do the staff won't remember you. Thats just weird and awkward.

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:24

If you're really that regular you should hit the clerk up for a loyalty card, buy 9 bottles of vodka 10th is free!

miadolcevita 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:25

hahaha winning.

rogue2888 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:26

What's wrong with that? Bottoms up mate

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