Love, Family, Cheating Break-ups Red flag

Red flag

Anonymous - 04/09/2022 22:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after we went to my family reunion. I heard him complaining that I didn't have any "slutty cousins" he could cheat on me with. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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anon... - 26/08/2016 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML

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Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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Vicious

Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

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Surprise surprise

Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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sober - 10/07/2012 03:40 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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Collect the set

Anonymous - 11/09/2022 22:30

Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML

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Mixing it up

Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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cuz803 44

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:25

Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...

Anderling 32

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:16

Congrats on losing all that dead weight!

cacheson 41

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:10

Yeah… you made the right call

Anderling 32

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:16

Congrats on losing all that dead weight!

cuz803 44

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:25

Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 September 2022 23:41

You have to sit down and have a talk with your cousins. They're gonna need to **** it up if you are ever going to have a chance to land a high-quality man like the one you just lost. Assure them that you commit to slutting it up for their boyfriends/husbands.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 5 September 2022 1:37

You got rid of an idiot and confirmed that you don't have any slutty cousins to cause you problems with your next boyfriend. Win - Win from the sound of it.