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fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 20/10/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML

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bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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Mom2grls808 - 19/12/2018 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month-old on the (carpeted) floor in the living room. When I woke up, my daughter had bombed her diaper, and her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen. FML

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Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

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Merry Xmas

Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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Surprise, human!

Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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truslide 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

uhmfml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

bosco_kk 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:34

Wow, poor kid. And POOR CAT if you want to kick it that hard. I Mean, if your kid hit the wall, the cat would have been splattered on it. YDI lol

penizulaface 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:34

this is the first time an fml made me laugh. and i'm suicidal. FML.

kandykane 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:35

Why the hell would you kick your cat off your bed in the first place?

bishoprsv2 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:35

Hahaha *high five* Haaaaa I'm an asshole, I know.

Octiskeet 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:35

Why on earth would you KICK a poor cat, that doesn't know any better, just for wanting to cuddle with you? ******* scum.

lovely997 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:36

Fuckkdup

dancegoddess 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:36

Wow why you kick your cat? Animal abuse much???

Claud_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:36

**** her life..not yours.

scorpiogirl666 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:36

someone call social services AND aspsa. god, this is sick. fyl? you kidding? poor kid, poor cats. i have no sympathy for you at all. though i do think its fake.

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Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:37

YDI 1. why would you kick your cat off the bed? 2. im assuming you 2 yr old is tremendously bigger than your cat. if it would have been your cat, you probly would have killed it. you're an ass.