Rained on

smellyhand - - United States

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
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spaaw 0

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

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silbern 0

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

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spaaw 0

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

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borabora1991 0

I caught bird poop once.

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ilovemydog98 8

*OP then goes to wipe the shit on friend's face or arm* TROLOLOL lol :3

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nebbit 0

LOLOLOL!! Thats quite lucky, think of it as a present from the bird. A reward :P

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IsaacYorkHawk 0

Wow, you must have "caught a lot of shit" for that one! Zing!

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silbern 0

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

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