Puppy Cheats at Golf By FML Approved - 31/08/2017 03:00 You can't stay mad at that face for too long! I agree, your life sucks 583 You deserved it 146 Share Tweet Share
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 282 You deserved it 76 784
Today, I gave a coworker a lift to the next town over town catch a train. When I picked him up, he was wasted, and halfway there he asked me to pull over so he could puke. He managed not to blow chunks, but crapped his pants in the process. He left a stain. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 074 You deserved it 514
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 470 You deserved it 145
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML I agree, your life sucks 35 660 You deserved it 3 194
Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 401 You deserved it 2 243
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML I agree, your life sucks 32 137 You deserved it 4 862
I remember seeing this on Reddit not to long ago. But look how happy the puppy is!
How is this an FML? Cute nonetheless