Pull yourself together

k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
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Zigstyle308 18

Take the pain pills and forget about sex, just rest.

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carecow 16

That's a selfish partner you should reconsider spending your life with.

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aukaylaheath 16

Wow what a douche.

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ebadams311 10

sounds like my husband. get better op

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JPStarre 12

Rather than sexing him up, you should be exing him up. Get it? Exing? *cries and feels bad for that hideous pun*

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randompizzaguy 17

Playing Devil's advocate here. If he's your husband he cares about you, and he probably just didn't realize exactly how much pain you're in. Slipping and falling typically isn't associated with tremendous amounts of pain, except for a few rare incidents such as this one.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Grant your husband permission to cheat with the Rosey Palm twins and their ten sisters. That should keep him occupied for a few minutes.

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abbiewinters 12

That is so inconsiderate of him. Have a good rest OP.

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Borederlander 1

Sex is a natural pain reliever.

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alanharvey15 13

I think he needs a baseball bat across the knee for being suck a careless asshole

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gintwinsmoore 20

don't give him shit!!!!!

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abNormal62 23

Take the pill and then maybe you will fall backwards, and off to sleep and he can learn to cope with the pain of an unexpected pulled muscle.....

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