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    Grandson - - United States - Ontario

    Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML
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    Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
    Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

    whatcase 16
    Thursday 7 November 2013 12:05

    Grandma strikes again!

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    Krystal3408 32
    Thursday 7 November 2013 12:07

    I need to know the story behind this one...

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    kingbrizo 24
    Friday 8 November 2013 2:40

    now THATS why you dont feed the animals...

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    fmlrulesBolt 14
    Friday 8 November 2013 3:10

    Ouch! Why?

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    randome101 12
    Friday 8 November 2013 3:19

    Sounds awesome

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    bvbarmy4ever 12
    Friday 8 November 2013 4:56

    Haha! I love grannies!

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    littlefighter 3
    Friday 8 November 2013 5:22

    F his life!

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    kevin_brown 2
    Friday 8 November 2013 7:32

    did you wip out ur phone at video tape it??? shit that's awesome

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    bella_bunz0415 10
    Friday 8 November 2013 17:49

    I think your dad should be writing this fml

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    ufuqinkiddin 5
    Friday 8 November 2013 20:24

    Just goes to show you are never to old to get a lickin' from your parents!

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    sugoine 12
    Friday 8 November 2013 22:29

    Well, did he deserve it?

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    BlessedWithSuck 2
    Saturday 9 November 2013 1:05

    Your dad lives in a zoo?

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    Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
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    Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
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    Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
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    Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML
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    Today, I was eating dinner with my husband and his family. My father-in-law says to my mother-in-law, "You know what’s in your mouth? Sausage!" It was so random that I laughed, as quietly as I could. My husband then loudly asked me what was so funny. Everyone went quiet and looked at me. FML
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    Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
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