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Nutellalover - - Germany - Hennef

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

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heythere131630 9

Friday 19 October 2012 18:56

You sir, have lived a good life.

AH1Zviper 15

Friday 19 October 2012 18:59

And then you find out you spend as much money on your cable bill as you do on bacon. Then you're all set.

lzmo 20

Monday 28 January 2013 18:09

Who doesn't?

iamamale 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:06

That's GOOD.

cactusdesu 15

Monday 9 December 2013 5:18

So you either have a wonderfully low phone bill, or a terribly big belly.

an3ph 20

Sunday 22 June 2014 6:02

Not sure HOW ANYONE could think this person's life sucks!

angelbabii 4

Thursday 31 July 2014 17:16

# Nutellaproblems

madeline9322 17

Wednesday 10 September 2014 0:05

I'd ditch the phone to invest money on Nutella.

annalivlivliv 20

Thursday 20 November 2014 15:10

I hope you don't live alone

shukstah007 5

Tuesday 15 December 2015 5:05

Who ever said that was a bad thing??

USSRNAME 11

Saturday 19 December 2015 19:53

Same amount? You should be spending MORE.

lolhahaxd 2

Thursday 18 August 2016 20:00

as Germans, we're allowed this scenario ?

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Today, I found out the guy I have been sleeping with didn't actually break up with his girlfriend. She just moved for a few weeks during quarantine. They are now living with each other, and I'm alone and confused. FML

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Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning, only to find out that I had been brushing my teeth wrong for years. He told me you're supposed to let the toothpaste do its magic instead of rinsing it off. Is this true? FML

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Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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Today, after waiting well over a month for a work visa in Germany that should only have taken 3 weeks to come through, I finally received my long-awaited answer. Unfortunately, that answer was "We lost your paperwork." FML

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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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Today, at the park, I saw my toddler fall. I rushed over, picked him up, and said, “It’s OK, Mum’s here.” He looked confused. So did his real mum. I had mistakenly grabbed a random child instead of my own in front of everyone. They weren't even wearing similar clothes. FML

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