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Ca13b - - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

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Hard times

psychopumpkin - - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

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Broke boy

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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New fragrance just dropped

lavenderpiss - - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

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Self defence

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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Surprising

Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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rachel - - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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Catfishing 101

jquaw - - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

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The smell test

sosadstudent - - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Creeped out

NotASpiderMan - - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

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Limited edition prank

Anonymous - - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:11

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:21

Fire in the hole...? :)

kodinbug 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:21

Oh god... I am so sorry. Ouch!

MajesticKing 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:36

Yumm

jessicahpippi 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:00

Ouch >.

Traz 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:03

wow that sucks.... u should try and get him back lol

Levitated 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:07

OUCH !

AvikC818 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:07

Ouch... This is funny though

KaitHud 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:38

And you didn't notice that? Come on. You deserve it.

kemando 22

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:43

Idk bout you, but I make sure my TP's dry...

j_cat187 19

Sunday 16 October 2011 0:34

Switch his contact lens cleaner with vinegar.

KhronicSmoke 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:24

This means war!!!!!

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Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML

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Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML

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Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

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Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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