Poor performance dude

crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Let's see what the judges have to say. I know Paula liked it. She's drunk so she likes everything.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You should give him another chance. Who knows? Maybe he'll crawl into the fetal position next time.

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stevenmer 2

Simon: I believe that his performance was bloody awful. Never have I seen such a bloody awful job. It was just bloody awful.

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FLgators93 3

lmao this is offically my favorite FML. i couldnt stop laughing

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Greendaycheese 12

Buff-naked? DAFUCK?

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TheNewGuy03 28

Not a common-usage phrase, but nonetheless valid. Hence, "in the buff" being synonymous with "in the nude." |the kid|

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DJDude_Arazely 10

jeje i like the way your comment is all "sophisticated" and "proper." :D

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KatieKayy15 0

sorry, but that's kinda funny af . lol

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Monkeybuttcream 4

It could have been worse. He could have yelled "fire in the hole" then packed his shit up and left.

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no_neck_joe 0

could have been worse. he could have paraded around the room, setting of fireworks, screaming "I'm number one! I'm number one!!!

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wriptidez 0

perfect stranger YDI

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Cambria91 4

my boyfriend came before my brain even registered we were having sex for the first time. Maybe its just been awhile for him. Tell him to grow the hell up and quit crying about it.. Lol it happens. He just needs to learn control.

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