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Noname - 16/02/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I went in for my second day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was about the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

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TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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idontevengetpaid - 05/09/2016 04:35 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I arrived at my internship at 7 am after three hours of sleep with a massive hangover. When I got there, my boss told me he had made a mistake and I was meant to come in next week. He then said, "Well, now that you're here, you might as well get some work done. Come in next week as well." FML

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Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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Sarah - - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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embarrassed much - 27/02/2016 03:14 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML

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What she said

Anonymous - 05/03/2022 10:00

Today, I unknowingly left a five minute-long voicemail on my boss’s phone, at 3 a.m., while out drinking with friends. I have no idea what we were talking about at that time, but I know I don’t want my boss to have a candid recording of it. FML

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iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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You wish!

Anonymous - 22/04/2012 02:22 - United States

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

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Amkii 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:07

I love it!

joojoo_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 21:35

a coworker of mine did the same. boss man was totally cool about it and laughing.

Amkii 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:07

I love it!

pimrol 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:11

i don't care!

fadingintodust 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:32

thats ******* epic dude!

YooHoo_817 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:36

I have a feeling they kept him . Those bosses didn't sound like prudes lol .

joojoo_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 21:35

a coworker of mine did the same. boss man was totally cool about it and laughing.

bobdole 0

Monday 16 February 2009 22:42

i don't get how/why you would drunk dial your work or boss?

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Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:29

Because she's a drunk.

moig_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 23:04

im with #12. either way its hilarious. especially if they kept you

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:42

Your fault, but totally hilarious.

8ranko 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:49

you deserved that and you're surely F*****

torch433 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:59

r u to afraid to cuss or wht idiot -___-

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:39

You're dumb. On all accounts. If they did keep you, you don't deserve it.

tweetylover8402 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 19:29

LOLOLOLOLOLOL That is SO full of Fail!

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Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

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Today, I was caught up in an armed robbery and after talking to the cops, my boss cut my pay for being 2 hours late. After I trudged home and told my parents, they are now forcing me to sleep in a tent in the garden, just in case the robber gave me COVID. FML

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Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I now apparently have dreams about all-night unprotected screwing marathons with George Bush. FML

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Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML

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Today, I got terminated. I don’t know how to tell my family that I no longer have a job. FML

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Today, my best friend and I got in a fight, and we have a 3 hour drive back home together. FML

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