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cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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…and then everyone clapped

boobsnbaseball - 02/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML

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Great prank ideas #47

Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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That'll be a no from me, dawg

Anonymous - 25/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML

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ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

the crowd should of started the "asshole" chant

rortiz 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

Next time he asks you to go somewhere or do something tell him - "not in this lifetime"

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Saturday 18 April 2009 21:44

can't blame the man. everytime i see those kiss cam things i pray they don't put me on it

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Sunday 19 April 2009 21:50

Yeah your life sucks. Haha. Get a new guy next time.

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:16

haha i no it sounds mean but i think i was at that game

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Thursday 23 April 2009 15:02

lol # 20

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Sunday 26 April 2009 3:34

dump him. Now.

Legallyme 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:11

why would he ask you to the game if he felt that way? Then to completely humiliate you, that is completely unfair to you.

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:25

This one is depressing.

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Thursday 30 April 2009 5:37

that sucks so much im sorry

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Sunday 3 May 2009 7:07

should have smacked him

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Monday 4 May 2009 17:34

why did he take you there? i dont understand :S btw... it suckd

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