Pizza Time - FML

Pizza Time

FML Videos - 22/10/2018 00:00

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML

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Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

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Today, I filed a client's tax return. His refunds alone were more than my gross annual salary. FML

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Today, I realized my girlfriend was taking my pain meds from my shoulder surgery. She says it shouldn't hurt after 2 days. I don't have any left and can't get a refill for a week. She took them just for fun. FML

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Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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