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Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
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Shzusuziq 16

Don’t you knock before entering his bedroom? (I’m assuming that is where he was)

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

so your 17 yr old needs your permission to watch a movie?

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Chen Zhibang 8

"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?"

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jbuckets_404 38

It's now time to let him watch how you lock a bedroom doorknob (or how to install a locking bedroom doorknob)....

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julfunky 29

I’m guessing someone else needs to learn to knock before opening a closed door too.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

so your 17 yr old needs your permission to watch a movie?

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RichardPencil 30

At least he didn't challenge you to a light-saber duel.

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Mark W. Noonan_969479943 5

OMG that’s Embarrassing. I got caught once too when I was 16. I’m 48 now;

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Shzusuziq 16

Don’t you knock before entering his bedroom? (I’m assuming that is where he was)

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Memnoc 26

You have a teenage boy, and you haven't learned to knock before entering a room that he is in, with the door closed? YDI for not respecting his privacy.

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saberjpg 6

I guess I would have said "Oh, I'm sorry", and left the room. There is nothing wrong with him exploring his body in his bedroom with the door closed. It's normal, and it's a healthy way for him to learn about himself sexually. I wouldn't make a big deal out of it, and I certainly wouldn't make him feel embarrassed about it.

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