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By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 16:14

I think your dad has some serious issues...

Astroman129 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:12

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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Gallaghers 0

Monday 23 May 2011 12:59

People generally graduate high school in the US at the age of 17/18

monnanon 13

Monday 23 May 2011 13:13

@184 no you dont you have the option to finish at 16 if you are that age before september but the end of school is actually 18.

sinningkitten 2

Monday 23 May 2011 13:23

Tell her to respect her elders and call you "Miss SoandSo"

Vash_41288 10

Monday 23 May 2011 14:17

there are people that are glare proof though

EvilPotato 14

Monday 23 May 2011 14:17

1 I know whats worse than both, that her new "mom" likes old dudes.

kasumii 1

Monday 23 May 2011 16:54

Your dad is a sugar daddy. Ew.

todder45 0

Monday 23 May 2011 17:09

if she's hot, try to **** her! lol.

bigantennaemay 3

Monday 23 May 2011 17:14

oh, don't worry about it, an unholy union like that isn't going to last.... it just isn't nature's way....

trinity1794 0

Monday 23 May 2011 18:27

everything u pedophile

jeannine_lee 0

Monday 23 May 2011 19:19

You do realize you have a choice in this, eh?

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