Love Embarrassing Our cross to bare

Our cross to bare

sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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Classic mistake

Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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Sheer class

anonymous - - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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Confused

Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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This is fine

Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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Good bye!

Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

That oughta do it!

silentsparrow4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!

emorockerownage 9

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:17

FIRST???

BenignScientists 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

That oughta do it!

luvtheknot 6

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:33

you were walking the beach WTF

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 10:19

that is a good thing!!!

deadpool91 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:11

haahaha best thing to do!

MicMic_fml 7

Monday 25 July 2011 13:04

I wish more girls will use this pick-up thing..

jackgoldstein 5

Monday 22 August 2011 4:23

pics, or it didn't happen

lilpsyco 16

Sunday 16 December 2012 22:08

It's perfect pick up line. Wave then have top casually come undone flawless.

DarkKnight540 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

thatguynamedsky 32

Tuesday 24 February 2015 16:16

no one was saying it could....

snufleufugus 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:20

lol owned

bittersweets 2

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:22

I'm sure you made quite an impression!

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Sunday 31 May 2009 18:25

HAHA, at least you didn't screw up. It probably helped you out even more.

silentsparrow4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

well at least you got past the awkward part.......

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Sunday 29 July 2012 1:02

Passed*

poloy325 9

Sunday 21 October 2012 15:36

*past

Darkon 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

Unless you have ugly breasts how is this an FML? Seriously women need to get over the whole puritanical crap that they have been brainwashed with. If anything you probably secured more of an interest from him.