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Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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froggi_fml 0

omg I feel so bad for both of u... geez that must have sucked.

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Soulathyia 0

My friend did the same for his friend and he got to pick the stripper. So this is Fake. Like Really Fake.

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psyc213 1

So what the **** does your friend picking a stripper and this dude who's party involved a stripper that happened to be his sister have to do with anything? Oh wait. Because it happened already in your life all events such as that are fake. Shut the **** up. Keep thinking you and your butt buddies are in some secret club where the only shit that happens originally is where you live.

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Americunt 0

SURPRISE! You got WINcest!

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slaveowner190461 0

your friends r never gunna let u live this down and i think there gunna be at ur house A LOT more

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ftb170 0

I hope you didn't let her finish

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Laurendorcus 0

wow. I just wonder how long it took for you to realize it was her. Did you clap, whistle and cat call for a min first or did you instantly freak out? Did you still pay her?

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