Odd behavior

4fucksake - 18/07/2010 23:26 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
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smokergirl420 0

there's something wrong with that boy >.>

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imhowie 2

That is a completely different situation. He probably doesn't believe in premarital sex and just doesn't want to seem small in front of the other guys. it's not like he's doing it because he wants one of them to have sex with him.

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RedPillSucks 31

hmmmmm... He doesn't believe in premarital sex, but thinks its OK to ********** himself to semi-erectness? seems a bit odd to me...

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terranada 3

I wanna take you to a GAY BAR!! GAY BAR! GAY BAR!!!

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Quest_ 13

I got something to put in you! I got something to put in you! I got SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU At the gay bar, GAY BAR, GAY BAR

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abstar 0

thank goodness I was not the only one singing this song as I read this. ;)

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madgirl102492 0

You should go to a bar find a straight man,and send your current to a gay bar

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staynplay 0

why does 'organizedchaos' ruin every fml post by being leaving smartass know it all comments giving a explanation for everything. takes the fun out of it.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'd like to point out that it's physiologically impossible for someone to "**** themselves". I don't consider the assistance of auto-erotic devices (like cars, ******, etc) to be self-*******. I've tried it, and I don't feel like I'm ******* myself at all.

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shepaintsmusic 6

is he in the navy? xD

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izbjannah 0

haha I moderated this, and they changed hard to semi

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