Work Objectification

Objectification

cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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unemployable - - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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So broke its a joke - 04/10/2025 12:00

Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML

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123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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sifa - 10/04/2009 07:06 - Malaysia

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML

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candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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ADH2000 - - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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swankmrpancake 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:56

Girl look at that body. He works out!!

MathewBlack 14

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:54

Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

zman1422 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:45

And you thought it was easy. Guys have just perfected not getting caught.

The_Thinker 18

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:57

And this is bad how? Take this as an opportunity to let him know that you can give him an even better workout to fine-tune that gorgeous thang! Oh, and don‘t forget to bring the shades.

izzygarcia 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:57

Lmao I love when girls notice us guys checking them out but pretend not to ;b

ElricMustang 23

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:00

LOL he answered the question you never asked

sorrowsangel89 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:05

Lol he obviously didn't mind. ;)

DoubleBlumpkin 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:09

How does it feel to get a job as a woman you gave the interviewer **** me eyes?

frankNchunks 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:11

That's awesome! Hope he's hot :)

SwordOfTheSky 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:25

I'm guessing this is probably a woman but why is everybody assuming so? Am I the only person who wondered why everyone assumed that OP is a woman? It doesn't specify...