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Nutter on the bus

Metallurge - - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

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sarah5745 41

Friday 13 March 2015 12:30

The ***** up with him? Rude.

Ihavegas 22

Friday 13 March 2015 12:33

lets hope a seagull ***** on him

ScarredFlame 17

Monday 16 March 2015 11:48

where I live you're not allowed to bring snacks on the bus

purplegold 19

Monday 16 March 2015 18:29

Why?!?!

Nevrdai 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:10

Wow... It's things like this that make me think the biggest jerks are in the UK.

diyos 15

Monday 19 October 2015 21:29

Should've kicked him in the face

Suzi_d16 27

Sunday 16 July 2017 4:09

That's belfast for ya. I got stuck on the bus with some absolute glue bag one day asking me where I lived and all. Actually thought he was gonna try and follow me home.

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Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML

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Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML

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