Nuts

Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

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Mauskau 35

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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Dynoblaze 1

he cant believe it's still semi erect? Neither can I, penises...how do they work!?

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Hisfav1 6

Ydi for being wayyy to young to have sex

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Millman_fml 9

And you werent satisfied?! Figures a virgin would be for 2 minutes. Wow...he must jack off way to much xD

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Calyx_fml 21

He was ready for round 2, which would have lasted a lot longer. Your loss.

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1twilight 0

yeaaah. good choice for your first time.

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pclaibourne 0

Sounds like u need a real man lol

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bubo_fml 10

Keep writin' if there's still lead in the pencil...

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bubo_fml 10

Also, tell ur bf not to come to bed w/a loaded pistol...You may even help him empty the chambers beforehand...Pun def intended!

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