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Nutritional goodness

homedoggieo - - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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Happy meal

ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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Juicy breakfast

Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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KiwiBlu 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:48

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

JayCanDance 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.

sublime93 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:13

"Flaky deliciousness" lmfao. But yea, fyl. Croissants. Are delicious. I'm sorry they beyrayed you

ritzy05 1

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:13

that's SO gross, were they from costco? I remember when I was little, we went to go buy some and ALL of the "fresh" packages had bugs!!

jaxsk 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:14

I call bullshit. Spiders don't live in families, unless they just hatched out or something and didn't have time to scatter... but you probably would have noticed the large webby egg sack in your food if you had been eating it.

Ommis 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:15

ha, u ate babies.....spider babies.

scenicroute 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:56

You do realize that if they were not completely dead/dissolved before they reached the stomach they would after they left the stomach. The acids in your stomach are very strong and would surely kill the babies if they weren't already dead. Besides, most spiders carry their babies on their back so it is possible she may not have eaten any spiders at all. Sorry you had this gross experience.