Not now!

Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
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masterblaster39 0

according to my wife.....******** only take 4 minutes!

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htownlove 0

actually lay is for an object and lie is for a person

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grimpow_fml 0

Am I the only one here confused? They're married, she refers to the child as THEIR child, but then then she says the mother called cause she was on the way? wtfparadox?

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grimpow_fml 0

hmm. well, I suppose upon rereading I noticed this. I was focused on the topic of the child, so when I read "his mother" I immediately thought of the child and was confused. this fml makes much more sense now

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kenyrabit 25

Why assume the baby's male? I had asumed Op meant their husband's mom.

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Diannaa 0

I would have told her... well idk nevermind, my mom would never do something like that lol

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Ihatewhinypeople 0

I would have told her we weren't home so tough luck. People that try to pull that shit piss me off. FYL.

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kelleyb323 0

Melissa? Is this you?

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Jose403 0

well, sounds like you had just enough time lol

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visage 0

I will agree it sucks, but at least she called. It would have been much worse with her walking in as the head slides in!!!

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iluvtnbc 0

you should have told her you were going somewhere

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