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Not a geography major

Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:45 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

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isabellam0426 - 02/11/2016 02:55

Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML

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Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

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So do some adults…

geonix - 19/05/2021 08:00

Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML

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Not a geography major

lucille - 21/12/2021 23:02

Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML

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Anonymous - 05/07/2013 23:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I was telling my girlfriend about how my parents are flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be, because "It's on the other side of the world." We live in the USA, and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML

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Ange - 15/01/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

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Lonely - 05/12/2020 07:58 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML

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yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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They'll go at night

jesuschrist - 22/03/2020 00:30

Today, my daughter asked me why NASA hasn't gone to the sun yet. She's seventeen. FML

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Anonymous - 03/02/2012 07:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

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Saturday 21 September 2013 5:02

One can only hope she was joking.

CreamGravy 36

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:03

You would be surprised at how many kids actually don't know this stuff then.

anarchy94 7

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:12

So much for the educationial system.

Spider_Web 11

Saturday 21 September 2013 19:59

Oh God, the irony. *educational

TyT63 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:12

you learn something new everyday...

RLG4 20

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:14

Next Challenge: Finding Canada on a map.

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 21 September 2013 7:40

There are some great YouTube videos of students failing to find Canada on a map of North America.

NoFlippinWai 24

Saturday 21 September 2013 8:50

How? there are only 4 countries on a map of North America... unless Central American is technically North America... but I domt think so. I will admit the countries that I cant point out are the ones you need a magnifying glass to see.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:21

Oh Dear GOD!

xInwex 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:21

'MURICA! All joking aside, I live in Canada and I know people that are this dumb too.

bears197 3

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:21

Is your daughter Miss Teen South Carolina?

Generic_Toaster 21

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:22

YDI for raising a stupid kid.

Deadmike 7

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:26

you have obviously done a great parenting job, you must be proud..

CrissyyyS2 22

Saturday 21 September 2013 5:37

Someone failed Geography.

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Saturday 21 September 2013 5:41

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