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Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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TheTruthofWomen - 04/11/2013 05:45 - United States

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

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painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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Carrie G. - 27/07/2012 00:46 - United States - Holland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

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worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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zuriyahe 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:59

Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...

softballG 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:59

you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.

LJack 2

Monday 10 May 2010 4:55

wow does your man work for bestbuys cuz he's a straight GEEK... you nah I think he should feel stupid for not knowing what the hell red sea iz all about by now... ya dig holla if ya hear me

Sparkiee93 3

Monday 10 May 2010 6:03

Yea but it's nasty.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 10 May 2010 6:32

#120 What's nasty?

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Monday 10 May 2010 5:57

he never had the Talk.... don't they require all kids to learn this stuff in the fifth to sixth grade??

Purrpussful62 0

Monday 10 May 2010 6:25

YLF because you don't know you CAN get pregnant while on your period. All you need is to get pregnant by a guy too stupid to know about menstruation 'cos you're ignorant about fertility.