No nut will do that

Anonymous - 02/05/2023 00:00

Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML
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When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

When warnings are ignored, consequences follow. YDI. Thanks for making me laugh.

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

When warnings are ignored, consequences follow. YDI. Thanks for making me laugh.

He did warn you. If you willingly swallow, I hope you enjoy the health benefits of semen consumption.

oh honey! well now you'll know for tomorrow night 😅 never not listen to that heads up 🤣

tiptoppc 19

While I’d love to see that, I’m thinking the UHF movie where they have the kid drink from the firehose!