Sex, Virginity Intimacy No good

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:(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Trial run

Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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A tale as old as time

flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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So close…

fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Let down

anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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Sea_shelle 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:35

Likes it a little bit too rough?

agirls_heart 5

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:36

Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...

RoseBlack123 37

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:39

She sounds abusive...

toooldforthis 19

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:42

She didn't fork a hamster earlier this week, did she?

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:53

Definitely. OP should get out, fast.

hippo1234 19

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:09

23- Sounds like he did...

JuiceyyJae 13

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:18

I see what you did there.

TJRou09 10

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:25

yes!!!

olpally 32

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:42

She's asking way too much from you. Wow. What a bitch :(

sammyjanette 17

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:26

It definitely wasn't worded properly. Actually it was worded very rudely, but making sex good for your partner is NOT asking too much. If you can't bring your partner to a "conclusion" with penetration you can use your hand or mouth.

sammyjanette 17

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:50

I'm pretty sure that I stated that the girlfriend was rude.

FMLkoala 28

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:45

I usually don't like people saying this buuut Dump her

allie2590 31

Sunday 29 September 2013 7:31

Unlike for most FMLs, it's justified here.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:45

Somebody like that should not be your girlfriend.

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Sunday 29 September 2013 3:38

Somebody like that shouldn't be anyone's girlfriend.

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Sunday 29 September 2013 2:47

Sorry your first time had to be like that. There's always a first time with someone else though. :) Someone who actually deserves you.

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Sunday 29 September 2013 2:47

Haha it was your first time op dont trip. little trick jerk it before you go in to get in you wont bust so quick.

DrownedMyFish 18

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:53

That tip wouldn't help in this situation. OP's problem is not premature ejaculation. He couldn't keep it up because of his girlfriend's death glares.

rememberkids 14

Sunday 29 September 2013 7:34

**** I wouldn't be able to keep it up either if I was in OP's situation.

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Sunday 29 September 2013 2:47

Wow I hope you made her your ex girlfriend no one should put up with that!

rosha267 21

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:47

Damn I thought I was crazy...

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Sunday 29 September 2013 2:53

Instead of being appreciative that you chose to lose your virginity to her, she decided to berate and harass you... You'd think she'd be pleased she didn't have to worry about all the others you would have been with before her.