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notestojenn - - United States - Manchester

Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML

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Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Drugs are bad

Mike Capobianco - 22/08/2021 02:01

Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML

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Average "alternative medicine" enjoyer

- 07/11/2025 09:00

Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML

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Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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Maggey 19

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:10

The sixth conversation is when it's time to dump the pitcher on him while he sleeps.

trollcrusher 17

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:09

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

greeneyedpothead 10

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:17

Ugh, this is disgusting. But if it's your roommate, wouldn't it be your room too?? Housemate perhaps? Idk, but if it was my roommate, I would be entirely disgusted.

everydayFML2121 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 11:28

I think I can respect this roommate! Walking to the bathroom < pissing in a pitcher I mean just imagine all the fun things you could do with a pitcher full of piss!!!

Neorecon19 18

Thursday 5 July 2012 14:09

The only thing I could think of is getting evicted by the landlord.

rcgirl2 11

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:23

Well if you don't like what he's doing, why don't you find a different roomate?

99megster 15

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:24

That is a very odd habit he's got there O.o

twinkledinosaur 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:27

Haha, that must suck... And that also is pretty gross...

crazykid300 6

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:31

What about the smell ewww

iMeowzAlot 8

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:34

Ahhh Don't you love the fresh smell of piss in the morning?

dead_insects 18

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:33

What has he said in his defense on all these former conversations? With the wonderful invention of indoor plumbing, there is no excuse for this disgusting behavior. If I were you, it would end up on his bed...