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klutz - - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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jackalope104 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

gayfish_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

alli1 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:43

thats actually really funny i laughed really hard. lol but im sorry thats embarrassing

KittyKat_Chan 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:11

YDI, creeper! :]

intrepid00 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:18

Not a big deal. Guys don't care.

chux4w 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:08

You wanted to make conversation, you made conversation. Good work!

AAAAHHHH12 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:10

Yeah, with his ass. xP

Plumppotato 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:51

DID YOU KNOW that the male G-Spot is in their anus. he may have enjoyed that more than you think.

Ommis 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:23

good conversation starter, i should try this on women cept i might not get the same response -.-

mdv95 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:50

was this thunder bay at waterworld?

toosoonbreh 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:22

Try swimming in a pool and do a backstroke flip turn and right when you're about to start it, you faceplant a guy's butt.

Mocha92 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:26

Great conversation starter! :D

turboawesome88 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:42

I had no idea there were so many creepy people in the world. Seriously, this site seems to be full of FMLs where some stalker is meticulously crafting new schemes in an effort to get closer to people they desire.