Nice try

klutz - - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
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alli1 0

thats actually really funny i laughed really hard. lol but im sorry thats embarrassing

You wanted to make conversation, you made conversation. Good work!

AAAAHHHH12 2

DID YOU KNOW that the male G-Spot is in their anus. he may have enjoyed that more than you think.

good conversation starter, i should try this on women cept i might not get the same response -.-

was this thunder bay at waterworld?

toosoonbreh 0

Try swimming in a pool and do a backstroke flip turn and right when you're about to start it, you faceplant a guy's butt.

Mocha92 0

Great conversation starter! :D

turboawesome88 0

I had no idea there were so many creepy people in the world. Seriously, this site seems to be full of FMLs where some stalker is meticulously crafting new schemes in an effort to get closer to people they desire.