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Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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ew. - 17/08/2010 04:28 - Canada

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

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Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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Creeped out

boardman - 25/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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You sure this is the right time?

KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

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Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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The talk

airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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Smells like Toddler Spirit

anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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Saturday 7 January 2012 7:44

Does that make you a member of the mile high club?

omfg_creepers 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:45

There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?

unseencreature 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:08

You would of figured somebody would have noticed.

cunningchick 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:17

How the hell did they manage that?

Asurakin_Fox 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:21

Your a mild high child lol

BabyMimi00 12

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:35

It's better than "I don't know how you were concieved... I only had sex twice and one of those times he didn't even finish"... Puts things into perspective,

kaykay458 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:46

I dont see how this is an FML. its really not that bad.

sexxxyyyyyy 0

Friday 13 January 2012 0:58

Sexxxyyyyyy

AceArctic 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:13

My parents felt it necessary to announce in front of my friends that I was conceived in the back of a van in an airfield.

joker118 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:58

hm so your mom is part of the mile high club

snator 0

Friday 2 March 2012 1:17

At least u were not born from rape

azhang1066 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:00

Yay for the mile high club

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Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

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Today, my cat has always been rather antisocial, but after his first trip to the vet since getting fixed, he's become talkative, clingy, and goofy. I'd enjoy it, if not for the fact that he's nearly hurt himself several times because he keeps doing stupid shit. He might need to go back to the vet at this rate. FML

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Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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