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Anonymous - 07/02/2020 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I closed my eyes while my boyfriend was fingering me, and I felt a cold liquid inside me. I opened my eyes, and he was pouring yogurt into me. He said “I wanted to try something new.” FML
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lovelyhippos 15

Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

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lovelyhippos 15

Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

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Kraths 16

Maybe he was just skipping to the creampie.

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RichardPencil 30

It's better than "I was hoping for something live and active down there."

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J15237 25

Wow. What the **** was your man thinking. Maybe he was going to eat it out of you or something?

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Pycnogonida 16

This idiot has no concept of consent *or* yeast infections. Methinks OP can do better.

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AnaBae 5

Yogurt helps yeast infections go away

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purplepixie23 16

Poured yogurt? Have ya’ll ever tried to ‘pour’ yogurt? And was she doing a headstand?

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