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Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
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TheUnthinkable 0

woowwwww that sucks big time!... or it doesn't suck, considering you passed out?

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plexico 3

She probably did a bunch of online shopping with your credit card until you came to!

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randomdude1234 0

You mean until you came too!

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fmlsoobad 0

5 and 2 hahaha and she probobaly did you wile you were passed out

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katx 0

why was she taking her watch off??

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fmlthepornaddict 0

lol ur woos passin out from gettin elbowed,ive had wayyy worse than that and im 13 and i havent passed out xD FYL

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Finnboghi 0

Everyone has a different pain tolerance. I've had testicular torsion (look it up at your own peril), which is generally regarded as more painful than childbirth, and got a little light-headed. OP, unfortunately, has a lower tolerance. Regardless, drunk sex is never a good idea. Especially if you get in a fight with her later, because then she can get you convicted of rape. Great system, eh?

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medfly 2

I'm sure that people who get pregnant get testicular torsion all the time and can compare the two

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HFcinfinity 0

#28 i looked it up and it would hurt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad my balls hurt from thinking about it :( anyway he got booby blocked by alchohal + an elbow

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bballgirl135 0

lol she probably had her way with u wen u passes out

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BeeSkwaird 0

I don't think you know what "because" means.

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car6435 0

you were messing around and she did not know it involved removing her bra? fyl

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hello2009 0

why would she need to take her watch off? lol

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plexico 3

Because men are afraid that the women may be timing the sex! Given the manliness of the OP, her watch probably had a stopwatch that could measure to the hundredth for a second. This is one event where you don't want to be Usain Bolt (and especially not Tyson Gay;) )

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