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Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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MouserMan - - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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Alas, poor Mickey

Anonymous - 21/10/2019 14:00

Today, I'm going to a cocktail event, except my dress is wrinkled and can't be ironed, so I got my steam cleaner from storage. I saw what looked like mold inside the water container. Turns out a mouse had got into it, drowned and started to decompose. My apartment now smells like death and my dress is still wrinkled. FML

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asdfghjklfmylife 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:58

that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.

guitartech18 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:56

that's nasty

roobear 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:20

I don't buy it. You knew there was a horrific smell in the kitchen but didn't notice it was worse once you opened the dishwasher?

fegd 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:39

dishwashers are gross. just wash your ******* dishes.

dustbunny10 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:56

ewwww that's nasty! I gagged a lil! FYL

Moonpaper 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:03

. . . Ew.

ALittleBirdToldM 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:18

umm.......gross. sorry):

vita_questa_roba 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:35

i'm so tired of hearing about mice and rats.

tradit03 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:36

this is the second time I try to post here. chances are it won't work. but if it does, I just wanted to say it's gross and fyl indeed lol.

ZandKey 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:58

FYL.. that's just nasty..

emopoe 12

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:26

One more reason to hand wash the dishes. Doesn't help I'm from Oregon, too. EwwwEwwwEwwwEwww.

DarkxRaven 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:57

That's gross

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Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

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Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

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Today, my daughter threw my stepson down the stairs. When I asked what the hell was going on, she claimed she was just demonstrating her willingness to seriously injure him the next time she catches him in her underwear drawer or in her room at all. I’m not sure which direction to parent in here. FML

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