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Never engage with crazy

fxck - 20/07/2012 22:45 - South Africa - Durban

Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML

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Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 20/07/2017 23:00 - United States - Dover

Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML

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katw - 10/03/2021 02:01

Today, I went on a first day with a guy. It went well up until he saw my phone, loudly declared that I was ‘gross’ for having an iPhone, and then stormed out. I’m on a family plan and if it were my choice, I would have got an Android. FML

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RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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-1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

Meg - 22/09/2022 10:30

Today, I asked my husband to borrow his phone, since mine had died. His response was, “Well, you have a charger, use it.” When I reminded him that we weren’t at home, he screamed at me in front of everyone at the store, “I’m not letting you go through my phone and that’s final!” FML

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no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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breadcrumb - - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

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fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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CamcAmIaM 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:32

That guy's an idiot.

Senseless_487 29

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:36

Hey, the truth hurts. Hurts you, that is.

Jasonf6 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 17:32

Some assholes just cant handle the truth.

RokNRoll11 9

Saturday 21 July 2012 17:34

In today's society, if you present logic you are frowned upon... What happened to people

Axipiter 24

Sunday 22 July 2012 0:51

Your profile image is absolutely AWESOME!

Axipiter 24

Saturday 21 July 2012 17:56

Haven't there been enough FMLs involving getting physically assaulted by random people spewing trash out of their mouths after trying to correct or enlighten them? Gs. Just apologize, continue walking, and DON'T get punched. Just a suggestion...

porkpiehat 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:05

Did you really care about what he was saying or just felt like being a witty d-bag? If it's the latter, you deserved to get punched. If you're not ready to accept the consequences of your actions, then keep your mouth shut.

roachyroo 5

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:21

Go 'merrica!

maex_fml 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:38

That's called assault. You're an idiot for not having his illiterate self arrested.

porkpiehat 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 23:03

So run your mouth and then have the guy arrested? how about you learn to mind your own business before you bring the police into it?

Epic_Times 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 20:51

I'm going to be honest, we do need imports and experts but I think that what most people don't like is foreigners coming into the US, Australia and England and taking the jobs instead of locals getting them, or getting the job when they lack communication skills such as English at least in those countries. Also.a lot of people don't like people coming into the UK and Aus and claiming welfare and expecting handouts while not wanting to work and pay taxes like the rest of us.