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f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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Patrick - 11/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I went to meet a friend for coffee. When I arrived, I mistakenly thought it was a casual meet-up, but apparently, it was a date. I didn’t realize this until she leaned in for a kiss at the end, and I awkwardly offered her a fist bump instead. FML

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smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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Let down

heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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The ex from hell

welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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lexa1love 16

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:31

Unless you are close friends I see no way in which that is appropriate. YDI

dazzle_me_lovely 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:32

Are you an idiot?

wolfgirl18 3

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:43

YDI Wtf is wrong with you I'm glad she slapped you!

Driveshaft 5

Friday 25 May 2012 8:08

Why do you hate punctuation?

memyselfandI07 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:43

Whats wrong with you?

mehwhocares 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:43

Wow, you're an idiot. What remotely intelligent person would greet someone with an insult? Especially if it's someone with whom you intend to have a romantic relationship. Dumbass.

flashback.miss 28

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:44

You don't seriously expect much sympathy from this site, do you? YDI. Think before you speak, especially when you want to impress the girl you say you're interested in.

SephoraGypsy 15

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:52

Why don't you reply with lyrics anymore?

kandi_kid69 15

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:05

39- A diddlestick.

Malicteal 21

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:46

You're the jackass who greeted her that way. YDI for sure. Although, who honestly does that? Sounds a bit fishy to me...

challan 19

Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:46

We all have that one friend we greet with an insult. I call my friend *****-a-roni and dick cheese and she calls me douche-asaurus Rex. However, you need to be hit with a wth were you thinking stick.

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Wednesday 2 May 2012 23:48

Good freinds dont care. I call my friends all sorts of names but OP should never say that to a girl he likes... Maybe to a girl best friend but not someone he likes.