Moobs

Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
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GIRAFFES 0

That's not awkward at all.

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UGADawg08 1

Gotta love the sickening double standard that exists in our culture. If a man did the same thing to a woman, he'd have his pants sued off for sexual harassment. Reverse discrimination is pretty damn nauseating.

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theanonimouse 0

someone here sounds like a bitter middle class white man. :)

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totes_sucks 0

A moob isn't the same as a breast. It doesn't have the same sensory connections, function or sexual connotations that a woman's breast does. That's why a man would get sued. Not because of double standards. Things that are different can be treated as such. Plus this FML is funny as hell!

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adamluverr 0

Lmao #54 haha "new". I love this one!

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nicoleg_fml 0

this made my day. i can picture this in a movie scene or something : D

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Gretta_J 1

Oh man, I laughed -so- hard at this. Definitely my new favorite FML. But, um, I hope you two are close friends. Just not in a groping sense. :)

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philosopher 0

There is something -seriously- wrong with you... Well, I laughed my ass off regardless.

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an_account 0

how can you accidentally put your hand on his moob? it doesn't really make sense... even if you had your arm round his shoulder it's impossible that your hand was lying low enough on his chest to touch his moobs.. it seems like you wanted to touch it to begin with!

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thedrumsthedrums 0

You should buy him dinner after..was it good for you?

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