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Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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Is this Brexit?

Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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Gold digger

Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

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Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

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2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Great birthday

Anonymous - 11/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Cicero

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML

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LadyRen 20

Friday 31 January 2020 20:01

Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

123Puppy 33

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:44

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

LadyRen 20

Friday 31 January 2020 20:01

Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 1 February 2020 5:50

Or Mr. Krabs.

mfranks19891989 10

Friday 31 January 2020 20:58

That sucks but at least he’s being honest with you

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 23:13

He can date money, but he has to be charming to get a date, because he can't pay money to date it, since it already is money!

Jamie Lynn Bursley 4

Saturday 1 February 2020 1:31

He sounds like a Capricorn ♑️ 😂

Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 1 February 2020 4:38

Yeah I wouldn’t bother with people who are that attached to material things

123Puppy 33

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:44

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

Aiden89 23

Sunday 2 February 2020 5:16

Dating a Jew?

JasonThorn 20

Friday 7 February 2020 16:25

Wow...stereotype much?

daengh 15

Monday 3 February 2020 20:15

Given the quotes around 'boyfriend', does he know he's your boyfriend?

Demitrius 12

Wednesday 2 December 2020 22:12

Is your boyfriend Mr Krabs?

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Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

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Today, after driving to three drug testing clinics that were approved for my job, each one declined me, saying they don't do testing anymore. Now I have to drive another 25 miles to see if someone will say, "You're clean." FML

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Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

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Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

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