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anonymous - - United States - Richardson

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8

At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

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kakarot2 11

Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.

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youjeanss 4

Good thing you didnt put your cigarette on your ear and light your phone

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FlyFrey 4

Why the hell would you through your cigarete off your balcoy, serves you right.

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REFF_fml 9

Its ok we all make mistakes... (apparently some of them are absolutely retarded)

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Klavier 5

Looks like you doubled your chances of something bad happening by. . . three. Sorry, you deserved it.

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rogierownage 4

Not smoking greatly reduces the chance of this happening

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