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Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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Under pressure

Jimagua1993 - 05/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

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Mistaken identity

fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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Red flag

not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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Never cross the streams

caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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green_199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

tehhotness 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:02

#8 rules

frozen_heart 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:38

lmfao #8 that was priceless oh religious fanatics

jerfzf 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:39

#30-thats not it at all, people who don't know anything about mormonism shouldn't talk about it because it just makes you look ignorant.

cheri_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:43

i'm mormon :) my guy has been gone for 8 months. ps-don't talk like you know things when you don't.

SmoothNuts 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:48

Should of turned to him and yelled, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!" To break the ice, of course. :D

travelgurl18 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:17

My bf is leaving for his mission next week. I'm going to be crushed. Im not LDS and its really hard, because I think that after this we are both going to end it and date ppl who have the same beliefs because that is what we both want. But it hurt alot. I have been with him for 2 years and now he is leaving for two years. I don't know what I will say to him in our last moments together, but I know that if ur guy really loved u and cared about u, he will only being thinking about all the wonderful and good things that he shared with you. I would love to e-mail u some time and talk more. I don't know how i am going to get through my day to day with out my best friend, my bf :(

duun 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:17

its okay.. you are not alone that would be my grandmother right there but she would be screaming in russian...

shehzeenahmed 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:39

lol can you say AWKWARDDD i hope she doesnt do stuff like that often. and good luck with being away for 2 years :) i know it sucks to be far away from someone you care about.

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Thursday 19 March 2009 21:43

aww, my FML would stop at "today i saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years." I'm in the same boat, my boyfriend's a marine and stationed in hawaii for the next two or three years..i'm in AZ. stay strong!