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tomedicalforlove - 21/02/2013 05:51

Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML
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DocBastard 38

Maybe the fact that you call it "man meat" like a pubescent teenager is what turned him off.

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EvilUndead 9

You deserve it for ruining somebody's fantasy.

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Dmleonard 5

You ******* deserve this freak

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Ziggy122 15

Just... No. Why would you bring up nursing homes while you're fooling around? That's like, at the top of the list of ways to kill the mood.

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Goumbush 4

Why the **** would you show him how to wash an old mans dick?

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Locoluis 15

What part of "intimacy" is so hard to understand for you? What you do with your husband, you don't do it with anyone else. YDI for treating him like yet another one of your patients.

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