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MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30

Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

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shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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goodbye sweet internet - - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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*facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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Saturday 28 February 2015 0:05

Seems like he wasn't exactly on cue.

obnum 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

What a sore loser >_> Hope you're okay OP :( that sounds painful.

Stillo 25

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:04

Hope you are alright, op!!! Hugs

Thatepicperson 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 21:02

"Ejaculates in sympathy"

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Saturday 28 February 2015 0:05

Seems like he wasn't exactly on cue.

austincain117 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:08

She didn't miss his cue

Aspyr 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:16

Must have been a chalky situation

Acerhawk 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:09

*ba-tum tsss*

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:09

Hit him back, and call your shot, asshole side pocket.

Jason89 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 4:47

should be thankful OP that you didn't get balls to the face

ughnamessuck 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

Start a duel with the pool sticks and really whoop him!

obnum 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

What a sore loser >_> Hope you're okay OP :( that sounds painful.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:44

The guy isn't a sore loser he was swinging at his mates for ribbing him about losing to a pregnant girl. The guy is just a really bad shot.

4WheelBurnout 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:56

It sounds like she is now a sore winner. Well at least in the face department

CatcherQueen 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:08

Nice skills, especially if you are pregnant!

austincain117 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:09

Seems like a sore loser op sorry about your face, Congrats on the child though

HyunnK 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:06

I would be pretty mad if my friends started teasing me that I lost. Idk.

westboundcali 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:57

Has nothing to do with being a sore loser; he didn't swing at her on purpose.

Adm_Twigs 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:58

#41, if you can't take someone teasing you about a loss then you probably shouldn't play the game...

iwadasn 32

Monday 2 March 2015 1:03

@45 But he did swing at his friends because they were teasing him about losing. That still makes him a sore loser.

Aspyr 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:12

Hope your alright and hit him right back!

MiaTheMartian 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:20

this one's masculinity is weak

trippyturts 7

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:21

should of put his balls in the pocket. feel better OP!

trellz17 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:24

And then they mocked him for getting his literal ass beat by a pregnant girl, right?

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Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML

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Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML

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Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML

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Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

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Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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