Man child

Anonymous - 26/10/2011 23:44 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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irapnev 0

Oh my that's EPIC!! people gonna read and try to repeat that)) he's hilarious but I can imagine that u were offended by that

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ndnpride88 25

Lmao that's hilarious

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Wow, seriously? What are you complaining about? He can't have a sense of humor around you? If my boyfriend did that I would've laughed my ass off; but then again we both have the same messed up, dry sense of humor. But seriously stop being so up tight, he was obviously joking.

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dfens 8

I've never heard of Squidward until now. Either I'm old or you people have way too many kids.

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OhLohd111 11

There might be a slight problem with their marriage if OP's husband is 8... Especially the "getting intimate" part.

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Person1233 12

Just don't play his clarinet like Squidward. The day you hear a man make noises like that is the day you mangled his dick.

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